partybarackisinthehousetonight:

wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered

(via awkwardllamacorn)

thelittleturtleduck:

doctoroket:

kakarikovillage:

the snack that smiles back

children

what is wrong with this website

(via crystallized-teardrops)

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

(via thatgwenchick)

accio-bradfordbadboi:

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

(Source: 5liferuiningbastards, via awkwardllamacorn)

• plot twist: the announcement is actually something relevant and as big and important as they say it is